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Untenored, Uncensored [15 Jan 2008|11:21pm]

When exactly did this happen, and what is up with the shameful alumni relations at our alma mater? Facebook is basically the only way I hear about anything. There should at least be a newsletter or some annoying students calling asking for donations once or twice a semester.

Anyway, anyone know anything about the book?

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Announcement [25 Jun 2006|03:11am]

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Regarding the Budget [21 Jun 2006|11:07pm]

To demonstrate disapproval with the outcome of the budget, the senior class (well, any one we can get the word to in time) is painting the tops of our grad. hats black and writing, in white, the name of a club or orginization that will get cut as a result of the defeated budget. I personally am writing "40 Teachers" on the top of mine. Michelle is doing "Illusion", so you can also do a school sponsored event like Prom or class trips. 
For more info, contact DiCarlo or Beth DuBon, as it was their idea initially.
Get the word out to as many people as possible, to any one you think will be interested.

Edit: When you write the name of your club on your hat, write the letters RIP before it as in "Rest In Peace _______ (club name here). I just wanted to let you guys know. This was Jackie's idea.
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The fate of the budget. [20 Jun 2006|11:15pm]

Dear Mahopac Graduating Class of 2006,

As you may or may not allready know, the school budget failed today. And I'm sure you know that means no clubs, no sports, no yearbook or prom, and 40 teachers laid off for next years seniors. Though it does not affect us as a class, Anthony DiCarlo and I decided it would be a good idea to show our anger with the outcome, and our sympathy for the class of 2007 at graduation.
At first, he had thought of a black armband on our gowns. However, given how large the sleeves are, it would be difficult to do something like that. This is where you come in. If you have a better idea, or want to design something to put on your cap, send it to he + I, and to all of your friends, and we will try to get something going.

A solid showing would be best, so if you think of something, contact myself or Anthony, and we will try to let you know by Thursday morning what it is everybody seems to want to do. Additionally, please forward this to anybody you don't think allready got it.

Good luck, and godspeed.

Beth DuBon
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Because you *know* Mahopac is a small town. [06 Feb 2006|06:36pm]



Join it, if you'd be so kind!
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[27 Jan 2006|02:27am]

I feel so stupid for asking this, but here I go...
Does anybody know how to get to Tree Street? You know, the haunted one.
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Now there's an hour of my life I'll never get back. [16 Jan 2006|05:42pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

OMG! Did everybody totally watch MADE?!?!?!?!!!11!!! Bcuz I kno I did wit Danielle. She was totallie SK8erific! I am liek so jealous bcuz she wuz on MTV! LOL!

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[03 Jan 2006|09:18am]

Anybody else totally not excited for having no more snow days and it only being the beginning of January?
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Take-Out in Mahopac [30 Jun 2005|07:05pm]

Are there any good, or even just mildly okay Japanese places around here?

Less importantly, are there any cheap, good (or just cheap) places for take-away that aren't pizza or Chinese?

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YO YO YO wassup my Mahopian dawwggsss??? [11 May 2005|08:13pm]

[ mood | and tired. ]

Yo yo yo, what be happenin' up in this here joint? Yeah haha Mahopac blows omg Mr. Trummer yeah he is da shyttt and Mr. Pease gives me pleasure in the pants if ya know what I AM SAYING awww yeeaaaaaaa. Like the other day I walk to the school and I see the gardener planting roses for the five billionth time because they all die and now I see they are like putting shit down to fertilize it and crap or whatever. So yea uh I been living in Mahopac for ten years bitCHASZZZZZ. MHS is such a joke like fucking ninety percent of the school is high and on pot and shytt like that. And omg what about that [name redacted] kid? He is the biggest joke of all. Actually the entire Drumbeat is kind of stupid. Talk about a bunch of emo freaks. I walk by that room and see like the rain falling and they go up to like this gay podium thing and are like "err...I wanna die." LMAO. And that Mr. Sheeley. Yeah Sheeley, videos in that closet OOKKKKKKK. I think he stuffs Norma in there and they do the nasty at night yeah you know what I'm talking about. And woah, have any of you ever heard of Kevin Mueller or whatever? He's like smart to the shizz but holy shit I have never seen anyone flame as much as him. I heard he masturbates to Mr. Clements' picture, yeah that's right you know what I'm talking about. But the biggest scandal of all is the affair between Mr. Trummer and MY MOM!!!! I hear her screaming every night downstairs in the bed yeah that's right Mr. Trummer screams like Piglet on helium. He comes by in his pimp outfit complete with the feather on top and the purple shoes and he's like "yeahh assholess that's right I'm LAYING YER MOMMMMMM!!!!!" and then I'm like "here's the finger sonofabitchfuckkkk" and he does the splits and I'm like shyaaooooooottttt. Yeah so basically ever since I moved to Mahopac my life has been like complete and all that shit because of a wonderful man that came into my life. Yeah, that's right, I am talking of our very own Mr. Langella. Before Mr. Langella I was like a lost sheep on the farm and now I have found my farmer. He teaches me like morals and shit and I'm like "fuck this I wanna have sex with you!" so he's all like "student teacher relationships nix on that" but you know what I'm saying. It's all cool. Yeah so I could do my homework but yeah I'd rather smoke weed and shit and maybe wipe my ass with it. SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY WHORES!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: The above selection was written by Kevin Muller and is intended only for amusement and entertainment. None of the statements made are true, as a matter of fact Kevin very much respects Roger Arnold, Mr. Sheeley, and Mr. Trummer. He also does not condone explicit language or drug use or affairs. As a matter of fact he encourages abstinence. Please do not refer this post to the administration of Mahopac High School or the police, but if you are the MHS administration or the police, I apologize for any offense that any of the parties involved in this post may have taken. It is Kevin's opinion that everything stated is so ridiculous and obvioiusly false that no-one will actually take any part of it seriously.


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